That’s the way the cookie crumbles
You wanna be a rockstar, fashionista, high society girl, an it girl, a show stopper, head turner, eye popper, trend setter, diva, everything charming and wonderful a girl can be. I hate to tell you honey, you are none. Why? Because you lack the basic a woman should have. A functioning brain.
You can’t sing, you have no style, you have no class, you are nothing special, you can’t dance, you don’t turn heads, you make people’s eyes bleed, you are a trend junkie, you have no taste, you are nothing I wanna be.
Maybe to you and to the world I fail most of these. But I can sing and dance, and my style is better than yours. And the best part: I have a brain. You and your scurvy plastic friends don’t. Nope you don’t and that makes me feel like I’m flying way above you.
So even if I’m a tramp, you’re just a 5 cent hooker. :)
