February 2012
34 posts
That's the way the cookie crumbles
You wanna be a rockstar, fashionista, high society girl, an it girl, a show stopper, head turner, eye popper, trend setter, diva, everything charming and wonderful a girl can be. I hate to tell you honey, you are none. Why? Because you lack the basic a woman should have. A functioning brain.
You can’t sing, you have no style, you have no class, you are nothing special, you can’t...
The One.
In this life, you’ll meet all sorts of men.
Handsome men, ugly men, average men, rich men, poor men, short men, tall men, funny, boring, kind, evil, good, bad, lean, fat, sane and insane.
You’ll meet your best friend, your heartache, your first love, your soulmate, your nemesis, your dream, the man you want to marry, and the man who wants to marry. But you always have to wait, for...
Things I Want To Do With A Boy
Sit at a cafe and listen to music.
Eat ice cream on a rainy day.
Dance till our feet hurt.
Bring Mollie for a picnic.
Take a walk on the beach at sunset.
Go to the museum.
Have a movie marathon.
Get our fortunes read.
Fall asleep while talking.
People-watch.
Eat more ice cream.
Drive with the windows down and singing aloud.
Sit by the beach and blow bubbles while drinking beer.
Go on...
What Love Meant....
When I was 9, love meant being the class monitor so the boy I liked would only look at me with undivided attention at least once a day.
When I was 10, love meant being the best at “Pepsi-Cola 123” so that the boys would always ask you to join them at recess, and you could step on the foot of the boy you liked cos he liked the stupid crybaby attention-seeking whore.
When I was 11,...